SHOLAYISM: Sholay Collage: Gabbar Jag Jayega!

Jai, raat ke do baje hai, ab bas bhi karo, Gabbar jaag jayega!

SHOLAYISM MANIFESTO

#THEE SHALL BE ABLE TO RECITE EVERY DIALOGUE OF SHOLAY, EVEN IN YOUR SLEEP.

#THANKS TO JAI, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR WHEN A COIN IS TOSSED...

#THEE SHALL RIDE A HORSE TO WORK - FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING.

#THEE SHALL ASSUME NOBLE RESPONSIBILITY OF FINDING A NEW GROOM FOR RADHA. REST IN PEACE JAI, WE ARE HERE.

#THEE SHALL ASSURE ALL DOGS AND MANEKA GANDHI THAT NOBODY SHALL BE DRINKING CANINE BLOOD. EVER.

#THEE SHALL START COACHING CLASSES ON - HOW TO SHOOT DOWN MANGOES WITH A COUNTRY REVOLVER.

#THEE SHALL NAME YOUR SONS - JAI AND VEERU, DAUGHTERS - BASANTI AND RADHA. YOUR VERY VERY NAUGHTY SON SHALL BE NAMED - GABBAR.

- SK

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Sholay Collage: Gabbar Jag Jayega!

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